I HAD A DREAM...

Friends, I am here to tell you that dreams do come true.

Remember this post?  The one where I'm telling you why I want to knit?  To make stockings?  Like the ones that Grammy has been making for her kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids?  Did I get enough question marks in this paragraph?

Well, ladies and gentlemen, the story has come full circle.

Look:

THE EFFECTS OF KNITTING ON CRIME

Look, guys!

It's finished!

SO YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT THE CREATIVE TYPE...

Something magical has happened.

It's been a long time coming.

It started with a crochet hook 24 years ago.

And it's culminated into this:

I know what you are thinking:  That scarf is not crocheted!  It is knitted!

And that is exactly the point, my friends.  

As of a few weeks ago, I am a knitter.  Not to be confused with a nutter. 

Although I am kind of a nut about knitting now.